Here are two communications that I recently received. The first was by email, the second by text: — Here are two communications that I recently received. The first was by email, the second by text: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN VACINATED YOU STUPID TWISTED BRAINWASHED HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, Without being rude here, why do we have to get vaccinated? Both were in reference to a rule in my mobile…

On a recent trip to the parks, I binge-listened to Season Two of Deep Cover: Mob Land, about the one-time Chicago criminal defense lawyer… — On a recent trip to the parks, I binge-listened to Season Two of Deep Cover: Mob Land, about the one-time Chicago criminal defense lawyer and fixer Bob Cooley. During the seventies and eighties, Cooley helped the Chicago Outfit bribe judges and fix cases. In March of 1986, Bob walked into…

I have not flogged the techno-music group One Eyed Bastard Frog for some time. That is not for lack of belief or enthusiasm; it is merely… — I have not flogged the techno-music group One Eyed Bastard Frog for some time. That is not for lack of belief or enthusiasm; it is merely because I thought that the message had gotten through and I did not want to bore readers. My SEO consultant tells me that I…

Yes, hello I was reading a craigslist ad in the ad it said that uh, park applicants have to be vaccinated? That goes against Geneva… — Yes, hello I was reading a craigslist ad in the ad it said that uh, park applicants have to be vaccinated? That goes against Geneva Convention Article 6 Section 3. So you might want to read up on your history. All you people. You people are weird. You people are…

Here’s how Gibbon describes the fall of the city now known as Istanbul: — Here’s how Gibbon describes the fall of the city now known as Istanbul: In the first heat of the pursuit, about two thousand Christians were put to the sword; but avarice soon prevailed over cruelty; and the victors acknowledged, that they should immediately have given quarter if the valour of…

One exception to the striped New York State rule is an ecdysiast who used to live in my mobile home park in central New York. In early… — One exception to the striped New York State rule is an ecdysiast who used to live in my mobile home park in central New York. In early 2020, I noticed that she had a Biden-Harris lawn sign on her lot. Downstate skews democrat and leftish. Upstate…

-I think lobotomies should be allowed in some cases. — -I think lobotomies should be allowed in some cases. -Dad! -Really. -Like, who? -The guy who sucker-punched Mike. -He needs treatment. -Far away from Mike and the rest of his neighbors. -He is bipolar! -He is dangerous. That’s me and my son. He and his little sibling had just made…

Hook the Title To get the reader to dive into the scroll, lead with an imperative. An imperative after a dependent clause works better. A… — Hook the Title To get the reader to dive into the scroll, lead with an imperative. An imperative after a dependent clause works better. A one-sentence story works. Shock value helps. The second person is a direct call to action. Marry The Guy Who Does This If Your Boyfriend Does…

Here’s what Wikipedia says about the game Fuck, Marry, Kill: Fuck, Marry, Kill, also known as Kiss, Marry, Kill, as Bang, Marry, Kill, or as Bang, Smash, Dash, or with other synonyms or arrangements of the terms, is a social A 2008 article in captioned a photograph in a parody…